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Tema: Chuck Norris: Java Facts

* Chuck Norris serializes objects straight into human skulls.
    * Chuck Norris doesn’t deploy web applications, he roundhouse kicks them into the server.
    * Chuck Norris always uses his own design patterns, and his favorite is the Roundhouse Kick.
    * Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
    * Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your web app will turn into a swing application, and a very bad swing application containing lots of icons of human skulls.
    * Chuck Norris demonstrated the meaning of Float.POSITIVE_INFINITY by counting to it, twice.
    * A synchronize doesn’t protect against Chuck Norris, if he wants the object, he takes it.
    * Chuck Norris doesn’t use javac, he codes java by using a binary editor on the class files.
    * Chuck Norris’ java code never needs to be optimized. His code is so fast that it broke the speed of light during a test run in Sun’s labs killing 37 people.
    * When someone attempts to use one of Chuck Norris’ deprecated methods, they automatically get a roundhouse kick to the face at compile time.

    * The java.lang package originally contained a ChuckNorris class, but it punched its way out the package during a design review and roundhouse kicked Bill Joy in the face.
    * Chuck Norris never has a bug in his code, EVER!
    * Chuck Norris doesn’t write code. He stares at a computer screen until he gets the progam he wants.
    * Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
    * Chuck Norris’ binary edited classes ignore Java bytecode verifier.
    * Chuck Norris methods doesn’t catch exceptions becuase no one has the guts to throw any at them.
    * Chuck Norris will cast a value to any type just by staring at it.
    * If you get a ChuckNorrisException you’ll probably die.
    * Chuck Norris is the only one who can use goto and const in Java.
    * Chuck Norris can compile Java code in .NET Framework, obviously just by staring at it.
    * Chuck dont need to catch an Exception because Java is afraid of the “flying tornado kick” at the moment it throws
    * Chuck Norris’s code can roundhouse kick all other Java Objects’ privates
    * Java visibility levels are public, default, protected, private and “protected by Chuck Norris”, don’t try to access a field with this last modifier!!
    * Chuck Norris eats JavaBeans and Roundhouse Kicks JavaServer Faces!
    * Chuck Norris can divide by 0!
    * Garbage collector only runs on Chuck Norris code to collect the bodies.
    * Chuck Norris code uses agressive heap natively
    * Every single line code of Chuck Norris runs in real time. Even in a multi threading application.
    * When a CPU load a Chuck Norris class file, it doubles the speed.
    * Chuck Norris can execute 64bit lenght instructions in a 32bit CPU.
    * Chuck Norris implements “Indestructible”. All the other creatures implements “Killable”.
    * Chuck Norris only program Java web applications to get a .WAR in the end.
    * Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a Java class very hard. The result is known as a inner class.
    * Chuck Norris can do multiple inheritance in Java.
    * JVM never throws exceptions to Chuck Norris, not anymore. 753 killed Sun engineers is enough.
    * Chuck Norris doesn’t need unit tests because his code always work. ALWAYS.
    * Chuck Norris extends God.
    * Chuck Norris workstation has so memory and it’s so powerful that he could run all java applications in the world and get 2% of resources usage.
    * Chuck Norris codes generics since 1.3.
    * Chuck Norris’ classes can’t be decompiled… don’t bother trying.

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Re: Chuck Norris: Java Facts

JAJA!!!! Muy bueno!